Wayward Thought: Of Piercings and Idiots

First off, let me inform you that nothing in particular is setting off this rant.

I just need to get a few things off my back.

First off:

PEOPLE, PAY ATTENTION.

FACIAL PIERCINGS ARE STUPID.

There, I said it.

No, I don't care if it is a matter of pleasing yourself aesthetically. No, I don't care if it is to make sex more fun. They are stupid and you are stupid if you think they aren't.

A friend of mine has what she calls "fangs." Two piercings either side of her bottom lip. Yep, idiotic.

Several friends of mine have their eyebrow pierced. Sure, that's idiotic.

People with one side of their lip pierced drives me nutty because no only is it idiotic, it isn't symmetrical.

Monroe piercings (or whatever they are called) are second in idiotiness only to the tiny little nub nose piercing.

Seriously, I have seen far too many beautiful faces ruined by a little metal dot on their nose.

WHY?

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHOVE THAT IN YOUR NOSE?

IT DOESN'T LOOK NICE. IT ISN'T ATTRACTIVE. IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS SOMETHING ON YOUR NOSE THAT DESPERATELY NEEDS TO BE REMOVED.

FUCK THAT SHIT. PULL THAT SHIT OUT OF YOUR NOSE OR VOLUNTEER TO HAVE IT PULLED OUT BY ME.

Body piercings are the same thing: idiotic.

Far too many greats breasts RUINED by nipple piercings.

And naval piercings.

They make no sense whatsoever, at all.

"Look at my belly button. It is shiny!"

Fuck you. Die in a fire so our species will be stronger.

The only piercings I don't find to be mindfuckingly dumb are ear piercings. That does NOT include people who get gaping HOLES in their ears. They are just as stupid as the rest of you piercing loving gits.


One more thing:

Pull up your pants.